Oops! Local Trump Supporter Confused When Halloween Poll-Watching Event Is Strangely Void of Strippers
Ambiguous language in an email from Trump’s Army leads to a night of disappointment.
Incredible! This Woman is a Prison Abolitionist... for Hot People!
Justice for Hot People (JHP) advocates on behalf of attractive people sentenced to jail time.
Brand Formerly Known as Dixie is Now an Anti-Racist Hero. Hooray!
In leiu of a new brand name, Dixie®, now _____®, has leaned into emptiness as an activist strategy.
Oh No! Trump Supporters' Private Border Wall Swallowed by Hell Creatures
In an unprecedented geological phenomenon, Hell has opened beneath the $1.7 billion dollar wall.
Mmm! Smells Like Neoliberalism
Introducing Ban.do's miraculous "Student Loans" scented candle
Yeehaw! Free Land Available in the Wild West!
Settler colonialism is back in the spotlight, and it's here to stay.
Wow! Nancy Pelosi Ends Racism with a Kente Stole
Who knew an accessory could change the world?